I always wanted to learn some musical instruments since, childhood. But due to financial problem, I could not do it. Now, I have got the interest once again and I told my husband that I want to learn guitar and he told ok.
Last weekend, we went to some mall nearby and we saw one musical instrument shop there. Immediately we went there and the conversation went on like this.
PK: do you have good guitars here
Salesman: Yes sir, here it is (hands over the guitar)
PK: oh its gud.. Don’t you think so (looking at me)
Then I took the guitar and had a look at it
Me: Ya its gud, but its heavy.. don’t you have light weight guitar
Salesman: No madam, this is the lightest guitar we have got
Me: Oh is it.. I don’t know how people carry so much weight.. Anyway, where is the stick for this?
Salesman and PK in a confusing face look at me
Me: What.. Don’t you have stick with this.. I have seen in the tv, so many people use this with a stick
Salesman: No madam, you don’t get a stick with this.
Me: Then how am I suppose to use this then.. I have seen in the tv, so many people will be using the stick in this position
I showed them how they use with great difficulty, as the guitar was very heavy.
Salesman and PK were in shock.
Salesman and PK(together): That is not guitar, but it is violin !!
Oh shit!! Once again I got confused..
Me: (slowly) PK, actually I always wanted to learn violin and not guitar
PK (angrily): You and your confusion.. Ridiculous. Sorry man (salesman), do you have violin.
Salesman: No sir.. We don’t have.
PK: Ok Thanks.
We came out of the shop and we could not help but just laughed it out. I don’t know what that salesman would have thought about me.. But who cares, right !!